GrassyNoel saw this in his local paper a few days ago (18 Feb '03). Of course, it originally starred Cathy's non-boyfriend Irving, but the script was a gimme...
Cathy: The Last Act of a Desperate Man
Scene i: A Poor Worker Always Blames His Tool.
[url=http://www.ucomics.com/cathy/2003/02/18/]Based on Cathy